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		<title>Bro Rape Rises</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 22:42:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bro Rape is a serious crime raging through the US at a ever growing rate, with bro rapes being recorded in the thousands a year. It&#8217;s a crime that can happen to someone you may know, or already has happened. Bro rape hot lines are being setup at your local strip clubs to bring the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bro Rape is a serious crime raging through the US at a ever growing rate, with bro rapes being recorded in the thousands a year. It&#8217;s a crime that can happen to someone you may know, or already has happened. Bro rape hot lines are being setup at your local strip clubs to bring the Bros back to straight man&#8217;s land. With the clubs taking in Bros there&#8217;s a fighting chance to reach out and let all Bros alike know they don&#8217;t have to be alone.</p>
<p>Below is a common case of online bro rape, please read it and make sure you haven&#8217;t been a victim of bro rape.</p>
<p><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;">[14:26] dewey69: </span></span><span style="font-size: large;">you horny baby?<br />
</span><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;">[14:26] broraper: </span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;">maybe<br />
</span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;">[14:27] dewey69: </span></span><span style="font-size: large;">i know i am, my diick is so hard<br />
</span><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;">[14:28] dewey69: </span></span><span style="font-size: large;">what do you look like<br />
</span><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;">[14:29] broraper: </span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;">what do you want me to look like<br />
</span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;">[14:29] dewey69: </span></span><span style="font-size: large;">like yourself, are you hot, big titts? nice ass&#8230;<br />
</span><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;">[14:30] dewey69: </span></span><span style="font-size: large;">got a pic, or caam?<br />
</span><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;">[14:30] broraper: </span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;">how about, i look something like this </span></span><span style="font-size: large;">http://www.dvyndymz.com/pages/jesse/images/Jessie-01.jpg</span><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><br />
</span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;">[14:31] dewey69: </span></span><span style="font-size: large;">that&#8217;s hot babe, what you wwearing<br />
</span><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;">[14:32] broraper: </span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;">i&#8217;m wearing just some work out clothes<br />
</span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;">[14:33] dewey69: </span></span><span style="font-size: large;">mmm&#8230;you should take them off and rub your pussy, get it really wet<br />
</span><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;">[14:34] dewey69: </span></span><span style="font-size: large;">my cock is just hard as a rock<br />
</span><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;">[14:35] broraper: </span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;">wait, we have to set the scene first. i like getting a good mental picture<br />
</span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;">[14:36] dewey69: </span></span><span style="font-size: large;">well, picture me walking in, picking you up and taking you to your bed&#8230;lay you down and start passionetly kissing you, while my hands work over your body<br />
</span><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;">[14:37] broraper: </span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;">i let you touch my body, and slowly take off my shirt and bra<br />
</span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;">[14:37] broraper: </span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;">what are the sheets made out of on the bed?<br />
</span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;">[14:37] broraper: </span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;">I like them to be soft<br />
</span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;">[14:37] dewey69: </span></span><span style="font-size: large;">silk baby&#8230;<br />
</span><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;">[14:37] dewey69: </span></span><span style="font-size: large;">i&#8217;d start kissing and sucking on your tits<br />
</span><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;">[14:38] dewey69: </span></span><span style="font-size: large;">working my tongue and hands to your tight sweet pussy<br />
</span><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;">[14:39] broraper: </span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;">are the sheets pink like my wet pussy?<br />
</span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;">[14:39] broraper: </span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;">i pull out some pink fuzzy handcuffs<br />
</span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;">[14:39] dewey69: </span></span><span style="font-size: large;">yeah baby&#8230;you getting wet<br />
</span><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;">[14:39] broraper: </span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;">and give you a grin<br />
</span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;">[14:39] dewey69: </span></span><span style="font-size: large;">oh yeah, love to cuff you&#8230;<br />
</span><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;">[14:39] broraper: </span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;">no no<br />
</span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;">[14:39] dewey69: </span></span><span style="font-size: large;">tease you with my tongue<br />
</span><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;">[14:39] broraper: </span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;">i handcuff one of your arms to the bed post<br />
</span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;">[14:40] dewey69: </span></span><span style="font-size: large;">yeah<br />
</span><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;">[14:40] broraper: </span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;">while i throw you on your back, and kneel over your mouth<br />
</span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;">[14:40] broraper: </span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;">letting you continue to lick<br />
</span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;">[14:40] dewey69: </span></span><span style="font-size: large;">i like that&#8230;fuck i&#8217;m so hard now<br />
</span><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;">[14:40] broraper: </span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;">i pull out another pair of handcuffs<br />
</span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;">[14:40] dewey69: </span></span><span style="font-size: large;">ooh yeah baby,<br />
</span><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;">[14:40] broraper: </span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;">and cuff your other arm to the other post<br />
</span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;">[14:40] dewey69: </span></span><span style="font-size: large;">oh, take advantage of me<br />
</span><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;">[14:41] dewey69: </span></span><span style="font-size: large;">you playing with your pussy baby?<br />
</span><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;">[14:41] broraper: </span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;">i slowly strip off your pants<br />
</span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;">[14:42] dewey69: </span></span><span style="font-size: large;">got a cam?<br />
</span><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;">[14:42] broraper: </span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;">and slowly pull down your underwear<br />
</span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;">[14:42] broraper: </span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;">(no sorry)<br />
</span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;">[14:42] dewey69: </span></span><span style="font-size: large;">fuck, put my dick in your mouth, i can&#8217;t take it anymore<br />
</span><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;">[14:42] broraper: </span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;">in a moment<br />
</span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;">[14:42] broraper: </span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;">i start to tie your legs to the bottom posts<br />
</span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;">[14:42] broraper: </span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;">now you&#8217;re helpless and all mine<br />
</span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;">[14:43] dewey69: </span></span><span style="font-size: large;">oh baby, i like this..mmmm<br />
</span><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;">[14:43] * broraper </span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;">claps his hands, &#8220;Honz! Fronz!&#8221;<br />
</span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;">[14:43] broraper: </span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;">two big &#8216;bears&#8217; come in, wearing leather aprons,<br />
</span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;">[14:43] dewey69: </span></span><span style="font-size: large;">what?<br />
</span><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;">[14:43] broraper: </span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;">one carrying a small chest filled with sex toys<br />
</span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;">[14:43] dewey69: </span></span><span style="font-size: large;">really?<br />
</span><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;">[14:44] * broraper </span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;">honz opens up the chest, and inside is a black dildo , the rest of the case is filled with axe<br />
</span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;">[14:44] dewey69: </span></span><span style="font-size: large;">ok babe<br />
</span><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;">[14:44] * broraper </span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;">fronz retrieves a small case and pulls a game cube, and some nattie ice<br />
</span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;">[14:44] broraper: </span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;">Are you ready to bro out?<br />
</span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;">[14:44] dewey69: </span></span><span style="font-size: large;">what?<br />
</span><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;">[14:45] * broraper </span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;">Honz takes the black dildo, and starts to play with your ass, no lube though<br />
</span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #008080;">[14:45] dewey69: </span></span><span style="font-size: large;">fuck tht, not into that, sorry but bye<br />
</span><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;">[14:45] * broraper </span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;">Honz big muscular arms thrust the black dildo into your ass, causing tremendus pain<br />
</span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff0000;">[14:45] broraper: </span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #0000ff;">THATS FUCKING HOT!</span></span><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Arial;"> </span></span></p>
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<div><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Arial;"> </span></span>It&#8217;s a sad world we live in these days but with work we can make it better, make sure you know the signs of a bro rape that is about to happen.</div>
<p>Signs:</p>
<ol>
<li>18 to 24 year old male that wears <span style="color: #000000;">birkenstock</span>, plays ultimate Frisbee, wears an upside visor</li>
<li>Says &#8220;Let&#8217;s chill&#8221;, &#8220;Hey bro, just chill&#8221;, and other various statements with &#8220;Chill&#8221;</li>
<li>Ask you to play xbox, gamecube or other gaming device, and drink nati light.</li>
<li>Carries a backpack (which normally contains 3 to 5 cans of axe body spray and a BIG BLACK DILDO)</li>
</ol>
<p>For more information watch this investigation video <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8</a></div>
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		<title>Nut sniffer?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 20:31:33 +0000</pubDate>
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<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 650px"><a href="http://media.fukung.net/images/6740/snifftehnutsfw2.jpg"><img title="Nut sniffer" src="http://media.fukung.net/images/6740/snifftehnutsfw2.jpg" alt="Smells like success!" width="640" height="587" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Smells like success!</p></div>
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		<title>Some funny text</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:39:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My buddy Manny sends me some funny text everyday so I thought I would share them.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My buddy Manny sends me some funny text everyday so I thought I would share them.</p>
<p>If your girlfriend is over weight have her walk 3 miles each day and 3 miles each night&#8230; and in just 7 days that fat bitch will be 42 miles away!</p>
<p>An average boob weighs 2.1lbs.. Do you know what the average pussy weights? Step on a scale and call me back!</p>
<p>Remember! Beer doesn&#8217;t make you FAT. It makes you LEAN&#8230;&#8230;   against walls, tables, chairs, floors and ugly people.</p>
<p>A girl from West Virginia wrote to Dear Abby:<br />
Dear Abby, I am 15 years old and still a virgin. Do you think my brothers are gay?</p>
<p>Women have special powers. They get wet without water, they bleed without injury, make boneless meat hard and make men eat without cooking&#8230;. That&#8217;s badass.</p>
<p>1st grade teacher asks little Tyrone what sound a Pig makes. Tyrone answers &#8220;Up against the wall mother fucker!&#8221;</p>
<p>NEWS: Woman found dead in bathtub full of milk, a spoon in her pussy and a banana in her ass&#8230; police think it&#8217;s a cereal killer.</p>
<p>What does a G spot, a Birthday and a toilet all have in common? Men usually miss all three. <img src='http://dechamp.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Busted by 4chan? Hells ya you are!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 23:40:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DeChamp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So who&#8217;s dumb enough to post illegal activities on the net? Well guess what about half of humanity is dumb enough to do so. Here is a hilarious post of a guy who has a crush on a 16 old girl who is his niece&#8217;s friend. Did I forget to mention he&#8217;s 30? Oh yea [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So who&#8217;s dumb enough to post illegal activities on the net? Well guess what about half of humanity is dumb enough to do so. Here is a hilarious post of a guy who has a crush on a 16 old girl who is his niece&#8217;s friend. Did I forget to mention he&#8217;s 30? Oh yea and married?</p>
<p>Check the picture out and read the post to get the full story. Click on the picture to view full size.</p>
<div id="attachment_364" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 610px"><img class="size-large wp-image-364" title="not4chan" src="http://dechamp.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/not4chan-600x720.jpg" alt="Not 4chan" width="600" height="720" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Not 4chan</p></div>
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