A website I created for James Williams for his pride black on gold TC, he now has a new ride and so I’ll be working on his new site soon!

Hey Peter, I just wanted to tell you that I’ve really enjoyed the site you did for me. Now that I have a new project car, I will be looking to have you build me another site for it as well.

Thanks again,

James Williams
www.TheMadSciontist.com

TheMadSciontist.com

TheMadSciontist.com

TheMadSciontist.com

My buddy Manny sends me some funny text everyday so I thought I would share them.

If your girlfriend is over weight have her walk 3 miles each day and 3 miles each night… and in just 7 days that fat bitch will be 42 miles away!

An average boob weighs 2.1lbs.. Do you know what the average pussy weights? Step on a scale and call me back!

Remember! Beer doesn’t make you FAT. It makes you LEAN…… against walls, tables, chairs, floors and ugly people.

A girl from West Virginia wrote to Dear Abby:
Dear Abby, I am 15 years old and still a virgin. Do you think my brothers are gay?

Women have special powers. They get wet without water, they bleed without injury, make boneless meat hard and make men eat without cooking…. That’s badass.

1st grade teacher asks little Tyrone what sound a Pig makes. Tyrone answers “Up against the wall mother fucker!”

NEWS: Woman found dead in bathtub full of milk, a spoon in her pussy and a banana in her ass… police think it’s a cereal killer.

What does a G spot, a Birthday and a toilet all have in common? Men usually miss all three.

Mega Man Chainmail bitches!

Straight up, Famous Mega Man sewn into chainmail, ring by ring. Pretty damn impressive.