Bro Rape is a serious crime raging through the US at a ever growing rate, with bro rapes being recorded in the thousands a year. It’s a crime that can happen to someone you may know, or already has happened. Bro rape hot lines are being setup at your local strip clubs to bring the Bros back to straight man’s land. With the clubs taking in Bros there’s a fighting chance to reach out and let all Bros alike know they don’t have to be alone.

Below is a common case of online bro rape, please read it and make sure you haven’t been a victim of bro rape.

[14:26] dewey69: you horny baby?
[14:26] broraper: maybe
[14:27] dewey69: i know i am, my diick is so hard
[14:28] dewey69: what do you look like
[14:29] broraper: what do you want me to look like
[14:29] dewey69: like yourself, are you hot, big titts? nice ass…
[14:30] dewey69: got a pic, or caam?
[14:30] broraper: how about, i look something like this http://www.dvyndymz.com/pages/jesse/images/Jessie-01.jpg
[14:31] dewey69: that’s hot babe, what you wwearing
[14:32] broraper: i’m wearing just some work out clothes
[14:33] dewey69: mmm…you should take them off and rub your pussy, get it really wet
[14:34] dewey69: my cock is just hard as a rock
[14:35] broraper: wait, we have to set the scene first. i like getting a good mental picture
[14:36] dewey69: well, picture me walking in, picking you up and taking you to your bed…lay you down and start passionetly kissing you, while my hands work over your body
[14:37] broraper: i let you touch my body, and slowly take off my shirt and bra
[14:37] broraper: what are the sheets made out of on the bed?
[14:37] broraper: I like them to be soft
[14:37] dewey69: silk baby…
[14:37] dewey69: i’d start kissing and sucking on your tits
[14:38] dewey69: working my tongue and hands to your tight sweet pussy
[14:39] broraper: are the sheets pink like my wet pussy?
[14:39] broraper: i pull out some pink fuzzy handcuffs
[14:39] dewey69: yeah baby…you getting wet
[14:39] broraper: and give you a grin
[14:39] dewey69: oh yeah, love to cuff you…
[14:39] broraper: no no
[14:39] dewey69: tease you with my tongue
[14:39] broraper: i handcuff one of your arms to the bed post
[14:40] dewey69: yeah
[14:40] broraper: while i throw you on your back, and kneel over your mouth
[14:40] broraper: letting you continue to lick
[14:40] dewey69: i like that…fuck i’m so hard now
[14:40] broraper: i pull out another pair of handcuffs
[14:40] dewey69: ooh yeah baby,
[14:40] broraper: and cuff your other arm to the other post
[14:40] dewey69: oh, take advantage of me
[14:41] dewey69: you playing with your pussy baby?
[14:41] broraper: i slowly strip off your pants
[14:42] dewey69: got a cam?
[14:42] broraper: and slowly pull down your underwear
[14:42] broraper: (no sorry)
[14:42] dewey69: fuck, put my dick in your mouth, i can’t take it anymore
[14:42] broraper: in a moment
[14:42] broraper: i start to tie your legs to the bottom posts
[14:42] broraper: now you’re helpless and all mine
[14:43] dewey69: oh baby, i like this..mmmm
[14:43] * broraper claps his hands, “Honz! Fronz!”
[14:43] broraper: two big ‘bears’ come in, wearing leather aprons,
[14:43] dewey69: what?
[14:43] broraper: one carrying a small chest filled with sex toys
[14:43] dewey69: really?
[14:44] * broraper honz opens up the chest, and inside is a black dildo , the rest of the case is filled with axe
[14:44] dewey69: ok babe
[14:44] * broraper fronz retrieves a small case and pulls a game cube, and some nattie ice
[14:44] broraper: Are you ready to bro out?
[14:44] dewey69: what?
[14:45] * broraper Honz takes the black dildo, and starts to play with your ass, no lube though
[14:45] dewey69: fuck tht, not into that, sorry but bye
[14:45] * broraper Honz big muscular arms thrust the black dildo into your ass, causing tremendus pain
[14:45] broraper: THATS FUCKING HOT!

Saw this and had to post it!

Smells like success!

My buddy Manny sends me some funny text everyday so I thought I would share them.

If your girlfriend is over weight have her walk 3 miles each day and 3 miles each night… and in just 7 days that fat bitch will be 42 miles away!

An average boob weighs 2.1lbs.. Do you know what the average pussy weights? Step on a scale and call me back!

Remember! Beer doesn’t make you FAT. It makes you LEAN…… against walls, tables, chairs, floors and ugly people.

A girl from West Virginia wrote to Dear Abby:
Dear Abby, I am 15 years old and still a virgin. Do you think my brothers are gay?

Women have special powers. They get wet without water, they bleed without injury, make boneless meat hard and make men eat without cooking…. That’s badass.

1st grade teacher asks little Tyrone what sound a Pig makes. Tyrone answers “Up against the wall mother fucker!”

NEWS: Woman found dead in bathtub full of milk, a spoon in her pussy and a banana in her ass… police think it’s a cereal killer.

What does a G spot, a Birthday and a toilet all have in common? Men usually miss all three.

So who’s dumb enough to post illegal activities on the net? Well guess what about half of humanity is dumb enough to do so. Here is a hilarious post of a guy who has a crush on a 16 old girl who is his niece’s friend. Did I forget to mention he’s 30? Oh yea and married?

Check the picture out and read the post to get the full story. Click on the picture to view full size.

Not 4chan

Mega Man Chainmail bitches!

Straight up, Famous Mega Man sewn into chainmail, ring by ring. Pretty damn impressive.

It’s a sad thing for many people, even me to say that the founder “Mask” of Tapout has done just that, He’s tapped out and headed to the lights in the sky. I looked up to him and his crew because they did what most Americans only dream of doing. They took their dreams and made them reality.

I watched a show on them and how they started and it’s inspiring because when they first started off no one wanted anything to do with them and they kept at it and didn’t care what people thought and they kept to their goal and got what they worked so hard for. Now one of the biggest names in clothing out there. But sadly for Charles Lewis Jr. (Mask) he had to retire early.

If your interested in reading more than I’ve put some links below to articles on it.

http://mmajunkie.com/news/14232/tapouts-mask-killed-in-early-morning-auto-accident.mma

http://www.cargizmoglam.com/?p=13499